趣解十二生肖（转载）

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[size=large]忠实职业检察官,
灵活机动到处钻.
贪官污吏最怕你,
掌握他们谁最贪



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[size=large][size=large]勤劳朴实人人夸,
是个农民企业家.
吃进去的是糠草,
生产出来娃哈哈



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[size=large][size=large][size=large]美丽而勇猛,
画家最推崇.
内心藏虚荣,
常被狐利用



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]聪明狡诈有三窟,
岂知天生有不足.
现代贪人智多谋,
比你多了情人屋.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]飞黄腾达人称神,
崇拜你的很多人.
图有虚名不办事,
社会进步靠我们.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]阴险狡诈身带毒,
肚子走路不用足.
受神惩罚遭报应,
人们恨你恨入骨.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]古代驰骋沙场,
为国保卫边防.
近代仍不逊色,
堪受人们褒奖.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]常思报娘恩,
跪乳到终身.
温柔而善良,
贤淑又天真.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]灵活又聪明,
人类是近亲.
率直又单纯,
常常得罪人.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]十二生肖数你勤,
不到黎明就叫鸣.
挠一爪儿吃一爪,
辛苦一生侍侯人.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]动物数你最忠诚,
主人再穷不嫌贫.
倘若主人有灾难,
舍生忘死救主人.



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[size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large][size=large]爱吃爱睡数你贪,
天下动物你最憨.
挨打受骂终不悔,
最后成为盘中餐.